By Herb Ryan
Custer, SD – Some people will use any excuse to get all dressed up for an exercise class and this group of citizens took full advantage of that today. While this may appear to be a harmless group who just want to have fun and eat as much candy as the waist will allow, the unspeakable was uncovered. “PeeWee”, the evil eyed dog has an unusual talent, the ability to sniff out candy, mostly chocolate, sealed in paper. And “PeeWee” knows people should not eat anymore candy at one sitting that can be held in a wine bottle paper bag. The “Wild Child” holding “PeeWee” and the “Sinister Clown” were overheard in a conversation earlier in the morning saying, ” If we get out before the kid’s tonight,” PeeWee” will sniff out the best chocolate from the downtown merchants and we can load up on candy and disappear before anyone knows what’s happening.
The remainder of the group on hearing this dastardly plan, admonished the pair of miscreants and insisted they be allowed to collect candy only after all the kiddies and not quite kiddies filled their bags to the brim with tooth decaying morsels of delight.